The Dog Food Diet
	You now have another use for all the dog food you buy. I have a German Shepard & I was buying a large bag of dog food at at the store and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. And, I mean what else would you do with large bag of dog food? On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting "The Dog Food Diet" again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital like last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet. The way it works is to load your pockets with dog food nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line by now was enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my bottom when a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
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